So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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