drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
