I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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