And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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