no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
sarcasm needs its own font
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
pray to the hookup gods
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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