but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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