physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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