ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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