I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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