Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
honey bunches of taint.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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