yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Who died my cat blue again?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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