I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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