i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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