just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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