why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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