I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize