Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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