I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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