I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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