think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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