Where did you get a picture of my penis
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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