god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
there's paper in my vomit.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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