Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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