Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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