Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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