Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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