is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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