She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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