Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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