he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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