Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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