Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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