perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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