i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize