im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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