Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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