Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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