Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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