I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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