wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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