Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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