i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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