just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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