The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Pooping to opera.
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