did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I enjoy the company of your penis
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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