So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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