yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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