If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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