someone threw a dead crab at me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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