Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
