I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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