That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish life had little blips of pornography
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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