I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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