He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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