I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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