just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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