you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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