didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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